Bort is a devil. Specifically, Bort is the demon god of mountain goats. His job is to make the souls of wicked and evil mountain goats as uncomfortable as possible while they are in Hell.... for all eternity. Trouble is, mountain goats aren't very wicked or evil and are generally nice beasts. This means Bort doesn't have a lot to do most days and he is bored of Hell. So Bort decides to leave Hell and see what else is out there. Trouble is, his boss Beelze Bob doesn't like his minions wandering off. So Bort will have to try and get out undetected. Avoiding traps, lava pits, Fuggers, Furies, the 7 sins, the "machines" and many other horrible nasties that lurk in the deep places of Hell.
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